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did you know that whale milk has the consistency of cottage cheese so calves can "eat" it underwater
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When you're in a dystopic society but you're just resigned to it, that's Ohwellian.

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man I knew it. I just can't be bothered with using this kind of social media - most posts are just noise and I don't feel comfortable telling any potentially interesting stuff publicly.
What if an HR department reads this?

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Something I hadn't realised now that I'm logged out of Twitter is that on mobile Twitter has become a closed system. If you get a link to a tweet and scroll for just a bit, you get a message requiring you to create account/log in to see more.

They're going the FB route: unusable unless logged in.

This behavior started about 10 months ago. The previous default was that Twitter was open to read for everyone. Can't believe I had missed this. Makes leaving even more of a no-brainer.

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Me at the dermatologist, after years of negligence.. him: « this as the side effect of drying your lips extremely. You will need to apply this paste on them ». Me, remembering the anus is made of the same construct as lips: « so.. will that dry my anus too? ». Him: « yes, but since your anus is not exposed to the elements, you won’t notice… and after 40 years of practice, I think you’re my first patient to make the link ». Thanks to Imgur for the random facts ^^’

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Fedi-wide survey, boosts appreciated!

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bought myself the koala sampler + samurai and it's really, really nice. even has a "perform" tab, which in itself works like a reminder not to dwell and worry too much, just do shit

wanted to attach a pic to make the post less dry but the app fails to upload the screenshot. jesus christ how is mastodon even a released product?

Spent way too much 2-minute bursts during last 7 hours writing my bio. Could've done so much more nothing instead.

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I think I'm pretty good at time management but then I'll always bring three full books with me when I take a bath, thinking I'll somehow get through all of them in ~45 minutes

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"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko