#NotTheOnion. Yes. This is a real headline from 2019.
"Trump postpones Denmark trip after prime minister declines to sell him Greenland" [Paywall]
@jwildeboer I can hear from here the sigh of relief from Greenlanders.
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko