Had a mate at Uni. [ Well he's still a good mate ] You'd both be knocking around the shitty, cold, grey student house and ask him at 5.15pm
'Fancy a pint Dave ?'
'Yeah OK. I'm quite busy though so just one pint would be nice. Maybe two but certainly no more than three.'
7:30pm - 'One for the road, Dave ?'
'Yeah - go on then - I'm not sure I'll get much done if I go back now...'
23:45 - 'WHERE'S THE FUCKING PARTY !'
@andyc I had one that was funny cause after class he would say with a big innocent smile "Hey, coffee anyone?" We all new that would probably end with everybody totally drunk going home after midnight.
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