University Apparatchik: We need these compliance boxes ticked before you can have the thing, because we have boxes, and boxes must be ticked.
Faculty member: If we tick your boxes, can we have the thing?
University Apparatchik: I can't promise that.
Your tax dollars at work.
@elb variation: here are a hundred web pages of benefit or whatever options. no, we can not discuss their attributes or advise you in any way.
@enoclue By the way, you have to elect exactly once in the first six months of your employment, and you can never change your election again?
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko