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One of my trademark under-mixed “powder surprise” banana muffins and oat milk latte for breakfast!

Updating maven-release-plugin projects to just use git describe and not push changes 😅

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So you just arrived here from twitter and it's quiet. Real quiet. That's because there's no algorithm here designed to drive engagement(which equals profit).

Here, you are the algorithm. It's up to you to find and follow people that are interesting to you. You can also see who they follow and who else follows them, as you build it up, it gets more interesting.

Also, if you find people you don't like or entire instances you don't like, you can mute or block them. You are in control.

Just had a stressful taxi ride, driver was having a lot of trouble with everything, including tech, and was unable to process my app payment. I had to leave them behind and get my work done… settled it with dispatch later so driver got paid and I don’t feel bad. 🚕

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Also, maybe this is just me talking but please don't set up a Twitter-to-Mastodon cross posting script. What ends up happening is people set it up, then stop coming back, but their bot keeps posting away while people have no actual presence here.

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Sometimes being able to design and print objects feels like a super power.

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Starbucks (as seen at Newark Airport) : "Only 2% of all coffee grown in the world is Arabica! We use only Arabica coffee!"

Also Starbucks : roasts the beans so hard you can't tell Arabica from Robusta from wasabi peas.

It’s 2024 and your parking meter receipt is an eth-backed NFT from prkr.io

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The days are finally getting longer and more vaporwave.

covid ranting 

Our government has distributed a limited number of covid rapid tests at liquor stores. Many were picked up by scalpers and are being sold for 10x retail price. Which was already too high. And our rare retail channels are now sold out too (probably also to scalpers). Good work, Government! 👍

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