I asked my janitor if I could borrow his floor polisher to do something about my dingy linoleum floor.
He said he couldn't remember where he left it.
"That's okay", I said, "as a programmer, this isn't the first time I've suffered a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error." 🤣
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko