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I decided to split up my mastodon like I did my bird site. So...

@Capheind
Dad jokes, general nerd stuff, podcasting, SDF love, Occasional Politics.

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So follow me based on what you wanna hear and reply/@ me if you wanna be followed for these.

Midwesterners: It's not the heat its the humidity that gets you!

Me, living on the surface on the sun, said through parched lips: Beg to differ...

Midwesterners: Cant hear you, waterparks.

Me: ...water...

are great, except for two from Accelerated Urgent Care currently telling people is just the Flu... i have to find a new urgeant care now... are great, except for two from Accelerated Urgent Care (t.co/f8K8U7O382) currently telling people is just the Flu... i have to find a new urgeant care now... t.co/vpqYALhHmZ

That much of the world worships something that fits under the vague label "god" isnt remarkable. If every culture had settled on the exact same religion independently without evidence of cross contamination it would actually be compelling.

Anybody remember when Godwins Law applied?

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To the grown strait dudes bellyaching about the new She-Ra, nobody cares that you have a problem with their creative decision to not dress She-Ra like a stripper. You are not now nor have you ever been the target market for any version of She-Ra, your opinion does not matter.

Cry-Baby was a far better movie than Grease! Fight me!!!

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Oh jeez, I just saw something in passing that said "what's your North Star"?

Polaris, you marketing wank. It's called Polaris, and it's your North Star too.

I wonder if I could run a PbP game over Mastodon toots...

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Martian colony for-profit-prison-slavery with private billionaire resorts were predicted in Neofeud. Just sayin'!
silverspook.itch.io/neofeud

Greatest healthcare in the world, I'm more worried about the ER copays than whatevers festering in my lungs.

There are three kinds of people in this country: people who grew up with an Italian deli, people who grew up with a Jewish deli, and people who dont know what I'm talking about. I ordered them based on my preferences.

Hey dog owners, If YOU are cold THEY are... probably fine depending on breed. I mean they have built in fur coats and insulating foot pads. Some of them are even bred to live in arctic conditions and really enjoy snow.

Two guys were asking a facebook group for help naming their paranormal . My first thought was "Two Idiots who Think Ghosts are Real" but that's too long to show up in iTunes properly...

If your a listener tell them what topics you'd like them to dive deeper into. If your not a listener let them know what would make you a listener. Podcasts are either Diaries, courses, or entertainment and all three require some degree of playing to an audience.

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The most useless advice you can give a who is begging for feedback is "Make what YOU like." Obviousely they like the subject they are covering, they are trying to work out what kind of things their audience would find useful. 1/2

After about 2 years of I can safely say enjoying a activity (that's not your profession) is way more valuable than being any good at it !

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