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If you don't like being nonstandard, remember that GNU has POSIXLY_CORRECT envvar for a good reason. Embrace the drop.

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Anyway, I hereby declare E standard the only standard guitar tuning. If you're out there calling DGCFAD "D standard" you're cancelled. There's the standard and there are noncompliant implementations.

Ah shit i've been neglecting this place real bad haven't I?

Clay tablet script used by ancient Mesopotamian ninjas

Kunaiform

Drop out of shell, SIGPIPE in hand
Follow the traceroute to the OOM-killed LAN

Since I've seen more than two of my mutuals praising kidney beans lately, I'll show my support too. Kidney bean stans unite!

Can someone explain to me why signed integer overflow is UB and not implementation defined in C standards?

*looking at my tea stock*
Hmm I have way more Tieguanyin than I thought.
*grab a random bag of tea, it's TGY*
Oh, come on!

geek pickup line, I fucked this up at first :D 

TBH I can't handle signals intelligence either

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geek pickup line, I fucked this up at first :D 

Girl, are you SIGKILL? Cause I can't handle you.

I need to get a new DECT phone for next year's congress. This one's totally busted.

NOC: "Use more bandwidth"
Congresspeople: *blast the LAN with pixelflut abuse*

Hi Congress Critters, I'm on the #c3noc team helping to build your network for #36c3.

Hope it works well for you, and hope you enjoy it!

During the event I should be oot and aboot to socialize and enjoy the fruits of my labours, likely in the BSD Assembly around Chaos West.

#UseMoarBandwidth

If I didn't mildly disapprove of self-boosting, I'd boost some of the ones I like the most.

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