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Fedi on plane!

Kraków here I come

Took me way too long to install a new inner tube for my bike because I'm a dummy and did things wrongly.

But now I can bike to places. You're no boss of mine, bus schedules!

¡No pasarán!

At least I'm a white, (occasionally) straight-passing, native language speaker with (mostly) prestige dialect. Super solidarity for all who don't match those categories.

SO mUch fOR thE TOlERanT RigHT

Good thing I had a friend with me. I remember things a little better now.

Here's my hand the dog bit.

Good to know being white and straight passing doesn't protect me (as I suspected but don't wanna imply it doesn't help me to an extent.)

Whoa holy shit I didn't know this was a thing here but

I just got punched on my home street and a dog was sicced at me and bit my hand for singing warszawianka with my firend.

Friend got home ok, but I got punched by some rando and a dog bit me

fucking hell

I'm making a difference!

Please espouse your beliefs if you dare, I will continue to.

If you don't dare, it's understandable, but please try and make a difference.

They will not pass.

Textile work is engineering 🧵

Prove you're not a robot: do this mindless, repetitive task for no pay

For security reasons, /dev/stdout is now read-only

The performative wokeposting I do here is usually letting off steam from all the chud shit I see around. Please let me.

Me: "Goddammit, I hate top posting"
Coworker: "You're too young to say that"

Can't wait for the dysfunctional mess that's going to be the coalition forming negotiations. Let's see if they outlive Debian 8.

Developers: "We need tracking cookies and telemetry to gather data about our users so we can improve our products."
Also developers: "Check out these features nobody asked for and this redesign no one wanted!"

If you configure your firewall a certain way, your servers become so secure even the sysadmin can't hack them!