I don't even
Tell me something
A E S T H E T I CESTHETIC
I am a self-appointed federal agent of the federated timeline
DM me surrealism pics
Where do I lie on the political spectrum? Well, I laid down, and fell asleep.
Andy Serkis posted a video of himself doing the Gollum voice while dressed up as Theresa May.
Ooh a wild Stallman appears
All you young 'uns with your fancy new lingo
I don't know what 'hornt' means. I have an idea though
Invest in green energy, then in red and blue
I keep having to go on old.reddit.com because the new Reddit design just breaks
I'm going to go on the SDF shell. Someone come talk to me in com mode.
This lady on Mastodon has a condescending attitude and a pretentious "Pay me: [cash.me link]" along with being aggressive towards others in her replies while simultaneously telling them they are mean to her
Emoji is plural. Therefore the singular is emojum
People having the verified checkmark on Mastodon is a humanitarian crisis
The nice thing is that it's not humid today
Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. Now pass me the burrito and the zygohistomorphic prepromorphism tea, please.
sudo rm -rf internet
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko