@mjd Bloody hell. Your chosen places of abode sound horrendous and very stressful.
I know you have a job and financial commitments but can't you retire to Broken Hill and sit in a rocking chair sipping red wine reminiscing with @firstname.lastname@example.org ?
If so, let me know and I'll come and join you 🙂
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