OK - confession time. You're a better [wo]man than me. I have, in fact, had Twitter accounts - twice in fact but they were fairly short-lived as I found myself consuming this infinite stream of dross (literally) while simultaneously contributing nothing and ended up following 'celebrities'.
As Kurt memorably said, 'Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are'. People should remember that.
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko