I’m a damgud cybrechatter. And I like to go online. When you see me in the channel, I ask about wares but say it like warez. I’m a damgud, damgud, damgud...
Asterisk email notifications of voicemail on #SDF are ever so polite and endearing.
*Terribly sorry to bother you, but you have a voicemail. When you have a chance and have done some self care, it might be nice to have a listen. Until then, please take a delicious cordial and enjoy some soothing music.
Thank you for using SIPT&T.
Your call is very important to us.
Your call will be received in the order it was answered.
(Relaxing music of your life on #SDF phone number 1030.)
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