Asterisk email notifications of voicemail on are ever so polite and endearing.

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Sincerely Yours,
Asterisk*

Dear ,
Is there a way to get and other programs to always print CJKVZ characters via ?
I can get ls to print with -w. But I'd like to do this all the time. Cat and such print these characters fine, so I reckon it's not my client or terminal.
Thanks heaps!

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Oh, good gravy! phone number 1006 is a hoot! Where did this come from? Who found this?
So cute, so funny... What a joy.
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