Asterisk email notifications of voicemail on #SDF are ever so polite and endearing.
*Terribly sorry to bother you, but you have a voicemail. When you have a chance and have done some self care, it might be nice to have a listen. Until then, please take a delicious cordial and enjoy some soothing music.
Thank you for using SIPT&T.
Your call is very important to us.
Your call will be received in the order it was answered.
(Relaxing music of your life on #SDF phone number 1030.)
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko