Asterisk email notifications of voicemail on #SDF are ever so polite and endearing.
*Terribly sorry to bother you, but you have a voicemail. When you have a chance and have done some self care, it might be nice to have a listen. Until then, please take a delicious cordial and enjoy some soothing music.
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko