Asterisk email notifications of voicemail on are ever so polite and endearing.

*Terribly sorry to bother you, but you have a voicemail. When you have a chance and have done some self care, it might be nice to have a listen. Until then, please take a delicious cordial and enjoy some soothing music.

Sincerely Yours,

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