- $NEW_JOB Security Guy: We harden all our systems before client delivery!
- Me: Cool! But what happens if you need to apply an update that is tripped by the hardening?
- Security Guy: We don't update our hardened systems! That's why our systems are hardened.
- Me: You... don't update... your systems?
- Security Guy: Nope!
- Me: Ever?
- Security Guy: Ever. They stay that way for the duration of the project.
- Me: Which is...?
- Security Guy: Usually 10 years. 🤦♂️
I know. I am going to have a little chat with the security guy and his boss soon. I'll let you know how it goes.
(Narrator: "It did not go well")
@ParadeGrotesque run away screaming