What’s the opposite to the Midas Touch? Everything I’ve done today has gone to shit so far.

@Luke "12th September to the 18th September"

EVERYTHING we touched that week turned to crap. 😟

@dick_turpin @Luke That was merely your punishment for not paying homage to her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II by travelling to London at 02:00am and joining The Queue.

@andyc @Luke Mate, I know a few people with more money than sense who travelled down to Londinium (£160 return) queued behind Holly and Philip, then got back at some ungodly hour in the morning and then had to go to work the next day.

TBF, I should have gone and taken the ashes of our previous dog Archie (Yes, we're weird, we still have his ashes) and taken him to see the coffin. Apparently, that was all the rage taking ashes to see it.

@dick_turpin @Luke Yes. I heard about people earnestly carrying Uncle Harry's ashes in an urn to London. Weird.

@dick_turpin @andyc @Luke damn, if iI knew that I could've taken our Holly's ashes, at least it would be doing something with them

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