I just had a wierd thought: How can we seriously make perl worse as a language? how can we add to the jank?
THE ANSWER IS RAKU WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE APOSTROPHES VALID IN VARIABLE NAMES WHY THE FUCK IS THE CONCATNATION OPERATOR A TILDE WHEN IT MEANS "REGEX MATCH" IN AWK?!
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko